Lord Stormbreath, I am contacting you, now, on the eve of my victory. For tomorrow, I shall achieve conquest over the SCP Wiki. I have collected the Yurt, and the hole in which it is shaped. I have gathered the shadow cabal. O great and mighty Lord of the Guru Haven, true arbiter of writing quality, Keeper of that which is Sus and those Amogus who wish to poison our watering hole, I thank you for your eternal service to the higher objective. You shall be rewarded greatly in the Beyond-Times. The prophecy foretells the unending bounty for which we have toiled. Strike down all coldposts that threaten our Empire. I shall greet you at dawn to perform the Ritual. Yours in upvotes, Dark Shadowmaster Placeholder

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